Well, boys and girls, it’s Thursday… Homestretch to the weekend! And while today is an unusually busy day, it’s still a good one nonetheless. Referring back to my last post, I’ve decided I’m going to do my ‘Let’s Play: Legacy’ videos, but I’m still researching what video capturing program I want to use and such. I’m so excited about it though, because ‘The Sims’ is one of my favorite hobbies, along with my husband. (Yes, he’s my most favorite hobby… ;))
Anyways, today’s post isn’t about what I like… it’s about what I DON’T like. Ladies and gentlemen, let me give you a bit of advice: If you’re single, enjoy it. Do what YOU wanna do. Take care of YOU. If you wanna sleep in footie pajamas, then hell fire sleep in footie pajamas. If you wanna eat cookie dough ice cream for dinner, then by all means do it… Because once you are married and committed, it’s not ALL about you anymore. It’s about you AND someone else. And when you’re a wife, it’s your job to make sure your husband (or wife, if you swing that way) is taken care of. And yes, it’s his job to do the same for you. The one thing I see the most of is young people (younger than me) rushing this kind of thing. STOP. It makes you look desperate and pathetic and nobody will take you seriously. That’s why assholes take advantage of you, stupid.
What do I mean? Let me just take you through the life of this one girl. She’s not a friend, but an acquaintance.. And she’s the world’s worst at being thirsty.
August 28, 2013
-Now I’m just waitin on my country boy to come along who would rather take me muddin && riding than out shopping && to a fancy restaurant any day, someone who calls me beautiful when I’m covered in mud, someone who will not only make me his girlfriend but his best friend who he can tell anythang to, someone who understands me, someone who has the same interest as I do, someone who would rather me wear my boots, jeans, && a tank top than a fancy evening dress && heels.. someone who will make me his backwoods redneck princess && not just his normal ole’ “princess” ♥; I reckon I should just stop searching, the poor boy maybe stuck in a mud hole (: #countrygirlsingleproblems #wheresmycountryboy *I’ll be your tan legged Juliet, if you will be my redneck Romeo.. ♥
Reasons why this post is stupid:
1. Words are missing the last letter [ex. Waitin(g), muddin(g), etc.]
2. “Anythang” is not a word, stupid. *facepalm*
3. Pretty sure you only need a singular ampersand each time you use it instead of ‘&&’. -___-
4. “Reckon”. THIS IS WHY WE ARE STEREOTYPED AS STUPID IN THE SOUTH, YOU IGNORANT CUNT.
And last, but certainly not least.. 5. Ending the post with a typical country song lyric, which she has used a million times before.
September 4, 2013 [Exactly one week later]
Posts that she’s “In a Relationship”, but doesn’t tell who.
Later that day…
-Ab to go back to work from break, its been one heck of a day here! But talkin to him made it better <3
[Okay, so apparently this dude is real and he makes her feel better. That's great news!]
September 5, 2013
-Only one more hour until my hunny gets off work so ready to see him! <3
[Well...alright then. That's not too bad.]
-My hunny is almost here :))
[Thanks for reminding everyone you have a boyfriend.. We almost forgot in the 2 hours you didn't post anything about him!]
Ends the night with a picture of herself and her “hunny” with the caption: #myhunny #aw #lovethis
[What do you love? Really? The picture? You have low standards, because that picture is grainy as fuck.]
September 6, 2013
-Posts another picture of herself and her “hunny”, only this time the caption reads: #lovehim #steven #mybaby #hisforever #hesamazing #lunchbreak #love
[What in the literal fuck did I just witness. Did this girl just fall in love LITERALLY overnight? Pretty much. #thirsty #ho]
Every post after that is just about how wonderful this dude is and how much she loves him. Keep in mind, they started dating September 4th. Lmao.
Everything was perfect for these two, but she jinxed her relationship. Does everyone here remember what happened in “Romeo & Juliet”? No? THEY BOTH DIE IN THE END. Nowadays, this doesn’t happen anymore, but her relationship died. Very quickly. September 16th, just 12 days into this magnificent love affair, you guessed it: He dumped her flat on her ass, AND got back together with his ex-girlfriend. I’m in shock! Psyche. Now all of us have to witness the train wreck, yet again, that is this girl. Grow up, please. Stop looking for something serious and go back to being a whore. We all liked you better that way anyways.
Whew, I feel better… for now. Thank you all so much for listening to me & just being there. It means a lot to me.
To end this post, I’ll leave you with a song! Have a great day, and remember: Slow down. Live life a little. Everything you’ve ever wanted will come to you in due time, I promise.
Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows (D.R.U.G.S.)– “If You Think This Song Is About You, It Probably Is”